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Title: Men-like coffee
Description: Men-like coffee: the best - hot, strong and not give you sleep all night;
-- as trade agents: do not believe any of the words;
-- as computers: they are difficult to understand and they are always problems with memory;
-- as a copier: suitable only for reproduction and for anything more;
-- as a bank account: any money not needed for horseradish;
-- as snow: do not know when they will come, how much will they have and how many centimeters roderzhatsya;
-- as used machines: inexpensive, but quite unreliable;
-- as a make-up: never stay too long;
-- like horoscopes: always advise you what to do, but usually wrong;
-- as the weather: no way could they change;
-- as a mini-skirts: zazevaeshsya little, and they reveal ٍâîè feet;
-- as civil servants: that neither ask them to do, they always something more important, but, in fact, nothing!
-- as a parking place: good already occupied, and free all inconvenient and too small;
-- as a lawn: they are difficult to establish, they dripped unpleasant smell and half of the cases do not exist;
-- as rafts: plyvut without problems downstream, would not only make no effort (or, as an alternative, uncontrolled);
-- like tractors: if pouring inside some spirtosoderzhaschuyu liquid, they continue to work;
-- as doctors: never will understand that they are saying;
-- as drugs: they have unpleasant business, but they are needed;
-- like dogs: if they are not nurtured, they will betat at home and everywhere to dirty;
-- as directors: do not do anything, but all work perfectly;
-- as a postman: knocking at every door in the hope that someone will open;
-- as engineers: for them it works in theory, but in practice that appears first plumber will do everything much better;
-- as lawyers: what would they nor accused, they can always find a justification wagon;
-- as vidaki: forward - back - forward - back - stop - release;
-- like sperm: only one in a million to be useful;
-- as mikrovolnovki: heated for 15 seconds;
-- as dolphins: they say that they are smart, but none of this is not yet proven;
-- like cancer: they all good, except for the head;
-- as advertising: you have to question what they say;
-- like bonds: it takes quite a long time that they are "mature";
-- as mixers: it is you want, but do not know exactly why;
-- as snails: they horned, slyunyavye,… crawl at the same time think that this is their home;
-- as clouds: where they go, it is hoped that the day would be fine;
-- a bottle of beer: empty of the throat and above;
-- as a horse: if zapryach skillfully, it is possible to travel to them for years;
-- like popcorn: hunger hot, but briefly;
-- as a newborn: first, they are funny, but then you zamuchaeshsya remove them shit;
-- as a stamp: if polizat well, it will be impossible to remove.
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